you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
do you wanna have sex?
c) a + b
homophobic? no, man, i’m HOMIEphobic. -pushes all my friends away-
I’m a little bit more than upset at my DNA tbh
if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
"what’d you read over summer?"
Stop asking me to trust
you while I’m still coughing
up water from the last time
you let me drown.
RULES OF FASHION
- you think it’s pretty?
- wear it