you're cute

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

(via hopeleessly-inlove)

itreallygetsonmyboobs:

"omg perrie roots are so bad’ hey im not sure if you know this or not but it actually damages your hair to bleach it. wow shocking i know. she has complained multiple times about her hair being damaged so shes obviously trying to maintain her hairs health for the time being and shes not obligated to to dye her hair because its not her job to appeal to your standards of what she should look like.

(via perrielouiseed)

sniffing:

iOS 7 more like iOS 7% of my battery left.

(via orgasm)

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

(via ridemezarryy)

jackfrostftw:

what time is it

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procrastination

(via orgasm)

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gabesaportaspenis:

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

(Source: laceyjesse, via cumfort)

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ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via cumfort)

clubpenguln:

is jennifer aniston even aging 

(via date)

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whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

(Source: call-life-arlelt, via fake-mermaid)