i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
"omg perrie roots are so bad’ hey im not sure if you know this or not but it actually damages your hair to bleach it. wow shocking i know. she has complained multiple times about her hair being damaged so shes obviously trying to maintain her hairs health for the time being and shes not obligated to to dye her hair because its not her job to appeal to your standards of what she should look like.
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
what time is it
i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne